They think they’re some unique “alpha”, meanwhile they all adopt the same exact look: A camo-covered outfit, Oakleys, and the douchiest haircut you can think of. Zero individuality.

It’s the only look he’s ever known.

Have any of these “alpha republicans” looked in a mirror?

I’m sure well the women are looking at him like: oh boy, I can’t wait to feel his tiny little micro penis tickling my labia. I really need an insecure angry little manchild in my life to contribute nothing to it and take his persecution complex out on me.

The sunglasses indoors really make it.

They’ve probably identified him as the most likely SA perp and are keeping an eye on him.

Found OOP’s profile here. I’ve never seen Poe’s Law more in effect

“Alpha”

It’s a small ratio but it’s an honest one.

Aw he has 12 alts ❤️

Wait is that a thing? Was a supposed to sign up for notifications somewhere? No one told me.

Said the man with a giant phallus in his mouth