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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

It's Fun For The Whole Family

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It's Fun For The Whole Family

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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    Loving the chaotic evil energy at play here.

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    Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.

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      The cleanup is so messy though.

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      I just wanna go up to the teens table and ask them what 6-7 is and watch their reaction

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    • WillFord27@lemmy.world
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      Hate seeing this punchable face. Don’t normalize him.

  • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Or the Truth Social theme to root out pedophiles

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    Pro tip: You can customize the notification sound now, even on the free tier at the OS level. Don’t tell the conservatives.

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      That is legitimately thoughtful! That will keep plenty of users safe without them having to “closet” the app by muting it. It wouldn’t have crossed my mind to do that. Nice job, Grindr!

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    What does that noise sound like?

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      Do different apps have different notification sounds? I’m a vibrate only person but I thought a notification sound was a notification sound, not some custom ring tone.

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        ig it depends on OS? like maybe on IOS apps can choose their own sound? i always had a system wide notification tone on android

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          Android has a default notification sound, which you can change in the srttings, and most apps will not overwrite that. But apps have the option to have a different one. Snapchat for example has a custom one.

          It’s pretty surprising that an app like Grindr would make use of that option, I think they have a high amount of users that would like to avoid others knowing they use the app.

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        I’m a sounder. I’ll take sounding over the vibrator every time!

        • Oxysis/Oxy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Can someone pass the eye bleach? I need to unsee this comment bad

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            Best I can do is hand you a smooth bore flintlock pistol.

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              Ah yes, brain bleach.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      “brrrroink”

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      grindr notification sound

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    Now I feel a need to know: does Grindr really have a custom notification noise, one that sounds different from any other app!?

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    bluetooth speaker taped under someone’s seat ought to do it

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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      Like a political fart machine

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    Bonus points if you make this trick work during grace without everyone looking at you immediately.

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      that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.

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    Or your cousin with the conservative parents who isn’t out and still lives at home…

    For God’s sake please don’t do this.

    Edit: So go ahead and use other people’s sexuality as a joke. Your business, not mine.

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      why would the conservative parents know what it sounds like

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      Nobody should ever do anything because WHAT IF?!?!!

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    or the pornhub drum sting lol

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    Devious

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    getting dragged to a conservative religious conference, will try

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