whatever amount of eggs this guy says is the right number
It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.
Source: 0.45-Caliper Glock handgun.
I’m trying to start an argument, but the other guy over there says 371 in 364 is the record, which is more than 1 a day.
“Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers”. MURICA!
That outfit is straight fire though.
Overalls are always sexy AF, the knee-high rolled cuffs show off the ‘too cool to give a fuck’ combo of socks and slippers, but the shirt’s on the opposite side of the color wheel for maximum contrast, and the yellow hat adds to the cartoonishly cheerful look.
It’s an outfit that screams both “look at me!” And “lol i dgaf”. I would absolutely wear the hell out of that outfit. I wouldn’t accesorize it with a handgun though.
The beauty of handguns is that they go with anything.
I hear that lethal projectiles are very slimming.
From the grainy screenshot, he looks exactly like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy.
Is it always the same “Florida Man” or do they take turns?
We only hear about the Florida shenaningans because of a criminal transparency law unique to Florida.
The entire country is a freak show.
That Sunshine law just states public meeting records must be publicly available not that every criminal case needs to be made public (as an example just look at any one of the thousands of cases involving police brutality where details aren’t released). This is just a myth that got repeated over and over on reddit for years to the point that everyone believes it.
This type of shit is explicitly unique to Florida.
Have you seen Fallen with Denzel Washington? It’s kinda like that, but instead of Azazel it’s Beelzebubba.
There is only one Florida Man, though he exists in many places at once.
Yes
Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.
Typical Florida police state.
I’m beyond frustrated that the article doesn’t mention either of their positions. Was he right?
I raised chickens for many years, and I was all ready to be able to weigh in on who was right. A darn shame they couldn’t give us more details
Tom Sawyer is really into chickens.
Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.
I’m not even surprised at this point.
The only reason I read the article was to find out the answer!!!
HOW MANY EGGS CAN A CHICKEN LAY???
depends on the breed of chicken it can range from 80 to up to 300 eggs per year
American one piece ain’t fucking around
I don’t recall gumgum pistol being a .45.
Was he right tho?
Unlikely
Jesus he’s a walking hillbilly stereotype
Stereotypes happen for a reason.
Florida back at it again
What’s crazy is my daughter and I were in the car and she was telling me that a chicken can only lay up to five eggs. And I was like that’s definitely not true, and she said that that’s what her teacher said. I said that it’s definitely not true, and maybe there’s a limit per “egg laying session,” if there is such a thing, but even knowing nothing about chickens, I know they lay more than five eggs.
She then went on to say maybe it was how many kittens a cat can have.
So this argument is a very real thing.
My daughter is 7, so I don’t expect her to have all the facts just yet.
Guy looks like a GTA player RPing a hillbilly meth head.
At first I thought dude was cosplaying One Piece. With a piece.
The Florida version of the Straw Hat pirates. They all have guns, Chopper is an alligator, and Nami is inexplicably pregnant for some reason.
