• fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    I can confirm that when I mention drugs (including alcohol) to my kids, I shall warn them of the danger of falling asleep amongst enemies and waking up with dicks drawn all over your face.
    Something I blessedly escaped many times. Mostly because I was with good mates, but also because I’m paranoid about that shit.

    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      I have been the perpetrator of dicks on faces but never had done. However a buddy did fill a 2 litre bottle with his piss and put it under my pillow while I slept once. That was just gross.

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      1 month ago

      Did he get a bionic dong from Dr Wells? Every time a fat woman walks by you’d hear the bionic sound effect?

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        1 month ago

        Points!

        I just leave Archer running with I’m falling asleep or doing stuff around my house… one of those quotes is going on my tombstone :-)

  • h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    If someone is going to slit your throat and cut off your dick, would you rather be sober or high?