I can confirm that when I mention drugs (including alcohol) to my kids, I shall warn them of the danger of falling asleep amongst enemies and waking up with dicks drawn all over your face.
Something I blessedly escaped many times. Mostly because I was with good mates, but also because I’m paranoid about that shit.I have been the perpetrator of dicks on faces but never had done. However a buddy did fill a 2 litre bottle with his piss and put it under my pillow while I slept once. That was just gross.
Didn’t they make a Six Million Dollar Man episode about this exact thing?
Did he get a bionic dong from Dr Wells? Every time a fat woman walks by you’d hear the bionic sound effect?
Points!
I just leave Archer running with I’m falling asleep or doing stuff around my house… one of those quotes is going on my tombstone :-)
Do not do it all the time unless the Dr. prescribed and when you do: responsibly.
If someone is going to slit your throat and cut off your dick, would you rather be sober or high?




