Starlight tour, but for spiders.
The spiders have their corners in my house. Doesn’t bother me. They eat the pesky flying insects that like to fly in my face.
Spider bro.
Spider bro
They can’t look extraordinarily deadly though if they don’t wanna be taken outside - any daddylonglegs lookers are 100% safe to corner chill
This take could swing from normal all the way to unhinged depending on the number and size the spiders
Distant cackling
I have off-limits places: where I sleep and in the shower. If I can’t reach them and they’re there… unfortunately they get the hand vac. Otherwise, it’s time to bring out and index card and Dedicated Spider Cup. It’s outside if it’s not winter, and basement if it’s winter.
I got some plants over wintering in the garage, and the spider bros have been keeping down the tiny flies that came in the trees. ❤️🕷️
Hum… I tried to maintain that philosophy until they attracted a wanderer that I was unable to get rid of for 2 days until it ate all the spiders. Also, one of them attacked me, what wasn’t a big issue, but I prefer not to happen again.
Now I kill them all.
Same here, although they’re not catching much of the current infestation of Maple/Boxelder bugs.
I like their look and dopey panicked movements when they notice you watching them, but the cute looks get old when there’s 20 sunbathing on the wrong side of the kitchen window.
I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂
Alien invasion!
Wow, he deported the spider. Unbelievable.
That’s cold… as ICE
And someone way down here loses someone dear ! 🎶
While I try to let them chill for the most part, the eight legged bastard that descended from the ceiling in the middle of the room to just eye level with me got clapped like a bitch.
They’re all good, until I notice them. That’s my policy
I had one plop off the ceiling onto my shoulder while I was working a few weeks ago. Took a pic and sent it to my daughters to remind them spiders are our friends and then took him off my shoulder and put him on the ground.
My philosophy… if he’s surviving in my house, he’s eating bugs and providing a service.
I aspire to never be this pathetic.
All the spiders in my house got names… The are all named Gunter!
So they got a name, not names.
I forgot to mention Günter!
Too late, he moved out because he didn’t feel appreciated.
Noooooo Günter i am Sorry! 😭
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Funny, I expect all penguins to have that name.
Killing spiders is a scam by big fly/mosquito/insert insect of choice.
Right, spiders at home are very usefull
FUCK THAT
House-dwelling spiders are usually adapted to life inside the house (likely cave-dwelling species). Their survival rate outside is not very good.
Does not apply so much in warm weather countries. All the spiders that come into our house are also easily found loving life outside (Australia). I just gently move them out, except daddy long-legs, generally let some of them stay as pest control.
Ahhh okay. I live in Canada and I frequently see spiders roaming my house when it’s well below freezing outside. I’m pretty confident they will not survive out in the snow.
Also you do NOT want to face an all spider jury one day.
You have the right to be judged by a jury of your fears.
96 eyes all judging me.
Jumping spiders are always welcome in my home.
I would have thought a spider was impossible to pet had I not seen this. Chill little fella.
Jumping spiders are very nice pets, a lot of people have it as such. They are smart enough to recognise their owner and even to learn tricks.
I love jumping spiders and always keep them in my home when I see them but for my neurospicy brain, that video is a fucking nightmare to watch with those subtitles and I hate it I hate it I hate it aaaaaa
You have to jump this high to be let inside
If you upvoted and you eat meat, then you’re a hypocrite.
After a shower a giant crab spider dropped out of my towel, instinctually I knew only one of us would leave that bathroom alive.
But little jumping spiders are my buddies
Huntsman spiders are a special case. I don’t think I would do well with a tarantula in my bathroom while I’m naked either.
That’s really cute until you apply the “alive in wrong space at wrong time” philosophy to cockroaches and termites. Clean your house and keep the local wildlife outside.
I understand the metaphor, but I think we as men are the spiders.
Spiders do not deserve this mercy. Kill on sight.
Spiders are keeping your house free of bugs that will eat your food if they find it. They’re working hard and get little thanks.
Spiders ARE bugs.
They are not bugs that will eat your food though, which was the point I made.
But what if the other bugs are my food??
