I know this is a shitpost, but this is a false dilemma

Both are fictional so i choose the fun one.

on one hand if you take the character of jesus as an individual with opinions he was very based

but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based

so i pick hell out of spite

Neither

I’ll have the chicken.

Hell. I will need it tomorrow when I wake up after 4 hours of sleep.

Nah I’m good, I let Jesus have Hell.