Where are all my married fellas!?!?
The bonmot is attributed to Socrates even though he says it in a Plato dialouge.
Does she peg you?
That’s what keeps me straight!
Only thing straighter then being pegged by a lady is getting pegged by two ladies.
Spitroasted into straightness.
Everybody who laughs at this uses Yahoo for Email.
As an American, I’m an AOL man.
“I know that I know nothing” is a saying derived from Plato’s account of the Greek philosopher Socrates: "For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing’
It’s not really Plato that’s saying that, he’s attributing it to his teacher, Socrates. Who was not his wife.
The wife’s right more often than man might think. This becomes apparent once a doctor is involved.
This cartoonist must have married a Karen.
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How tf has this boomer humor more than maybe 10 upvotes?
careful, don’t look into what Socrates was actually on trial for.
Plato sent his life cleaning his image.





