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As more Americans opt for apartment living, the coffee brand serves up a year’s worth of coffee to match their 12-month leases
Opting?! We have no choice!
In a time when almost a third of Americans are opting to rent instead of purchase a home,
Didn’t know it was a choice.
Oh it is, the other options didn’t have proper walls or climate control though.
Writers at The Onion must be tearing their hair out.
99% sure there is at least one writer who has been thinking about doing that headline for months, if not years, and is now cursing themselves for never doing it.
Is this going to be another one of those things where a bunch of online bots try to incite a manufactured outrage?
OMG this is being reported all over the place. I thought it was a joke and I still hope it is.
It’s not a joke, it’s an underhanded marketing campaign.
There’s a lot to unpack here, but there’s a reason some people like getting coffee from a good cafe sometimes – where it’s fresh and sourced/roasted/prepared by someone who possibly gives a shit – instead of scooping questionable brown powder that tastes like exploitation from a giant plastic tub. And yes, we know it’s more expensive.
Honestly can’t wait for Maxwell House, Folgers et al and their shitty supply chains to croak.
Aunt Jemima reveals that she is actually the mother!
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